heaven forbid

simran; our cynical minds will make it totally worth it

roughness:

Harry: hey do you mind locking that door

Zayn: fuck your door

Harry: Yeah FUCK MY DOOR DUDE! FUCK IT!! I AM SO SORRY FOR ASKING

badsunned:

trying to mask the fact that i’m about to drop dead from exhaustion by pretending to be fierce 

“When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.

–Nicki Minaj (via hotsenator)

jamietheignorantamerican:

People are losing their fire and forgetting about Ferguson. That’s exactly what the police want, though: for all of this to just go away and for people to forget about it.

Don’t let that happen.

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

Anonymous:
No but for real. I'm Sikh and whenever we have Diwali mela or Gurpurb at our gurdwara, we have white Americans who come for the free food and won't even bother covering their heads. We even hand out dupattas for people and they don't give them back so they can use it for their """""boho aesthetic""""". We even had a college class come inside WITH THEIR SHOES ON and heads uncovered taking pictures in the middle of a shabid. Like white people can you not.

murderwhitepeople:

FUCKING EXACTLY like at the Blue Mosque they were giving out free hijabs to Courtney and Miranda but they were still insistent that they get to frolic around the mosque in as little clothing as they desire like I am so done with white people.

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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